What is a reason you would call someone at 3 in the morning?

First off, if it were Zoe Lexington-Sebert, I call her whenever I feel like it. Trust me she’s used to it. Honestly, she loves it when I drive her crazy and I just love to return the favor.

But on a more serious note, there could be lots of important reasons why I would need to call someone at 3 in the morning. Not just calling Zoe.

Say.. your house catches on fire from a left on stove top, you would probably have to call the fire department.. unless you want your house to burn down, which you most likely don’t.

Say.. someone breaks in, you’d probably have to call the police. Unless you’re Zoe, you probably won’t engage in some sort of action with the robber, so yeah call the police.

Say you fall down the stairs, and you can’t move and you’r severely injured and you need someone to help you get up. Call a friend or someone that could help you. Or even the police, I think they could help with that too.

And you know, maybe you just need to talk to someone. Maybe you can’t sleep, and you know whoever you’re calling isn’t busy, or awake and also can’t sleep.

But you know, you could always hit me up on hangouts, I’m usually there if you ever need to talk to someone, at 3 am ofc ;)

Maybe you need a gaEy elephant, pronto, and it CANNOT wait! Who knows? GaEy elephants are irresistible.

Best of wishes,

~Lord GaEyelephant